Updates From The Wormhole Network Project

The Wormhole  Network Project is a group of scientists in Stowe, VT. Researching alternative means of Space Travel and Connections to Intergalactic Networks The Value of Negative Energy The number one challenge to making wormholes traversable are correcting their instability. The greatest challenge for human travel through wormholes is the very notion that, the wormhole …

ASSiNine News – McDonald’s goes High Tech

You Can’t Outwit the Stupid This article is my Bombasticview of the world, it is my opinion and viewpoint, take it for what it’s is worth – Yesterday, I observed the very definition of the phrase “you can’t outwit the stupid”, a gem given to me, by my father in-law, back when I used to work for …

ASSiNine News – Philly CheeseSteak Memo – Released

ASSiNine News Stowe, Vermont Breaking News   The Philly CheeseSteak Memo   In an extraordinary and somewhat questionable move this morning Fill Night, Exec Director of V.S.O.A.P. (Vermont Society of Organic Alternative Facts), unclassified and fully released what are being called the Night- Philly CheeseSteak Memo’s. Shockwaves were felt through out the country, as Night …

StraightOutaStowe !

Gonna Get Me that Cheese and add a Donkey Burger Please  People from the street all say that I am cynical Y’all know my chase for the Kwan is borderline rabbinical Now you know, I have taken this ride all the way to the Pinnacle Watch me work it man, my style is downright clinical …

ASSiNine News from The Blue Donkey

ASSiNine News Stowe, VT. The Blue Donkey – 1/30/2018 Breaking News In a completely unsubstantiated report and based on a survey pool of 3 people, it was discovered that Hamburgers and Fries are actually good for your health. It does not even matter what the portion sizes are, or the sourcing of the meat, or …

The Just Football League – JFL

At some point you have to stop complaining and go in a different direction. As a lifelong football fan and as someone who has worked in the industry in various capacities, I believe it is time for a radical change. There is nothing wrong with the sport of Football, it isn’t broken, it’s just the …

#TakeAKnee #NFLPA Strong #TakeAWalk

Trump decides to attack the NFL and it’s Players over the peaceful #TakeaKnee during the National Anthem Protest. The Protest was founded by an African American Player who was protesting Police Brutality of African Americans and trying to create some awareness. Trump turns it into African American’s dis respecting the flag and being Un-Patriotic. I …

In Ironic Twist POTUS Renders NFL Insignificant

In an amazing twist of irony, the dysfunctional POTUS who’s never ending need for attention, press and self – aggrandizement has shifted the attention away from the omnipotent press dominant, money machine we know as the NFL. Ironically, the very man, who promised to help line the pockets of his billionaire franchise owner friends, has …

BIG’s Zach Zulli QB prepares for MLB showcase as a Pitcher

For Immediate Release September 15, 2016 New York, NY. Former Perkiomen Valley and Shippensburg and Seattle Seahawks mini -camp ‘14, quarterback Zach Zulli, is currently training and preparing for a MLB showcase work-out as a pitcher. Zulli who played High School Baseball before focusing on Football has high velocity and good movement on his ball. …